JUST FOR LAUGHS: Before & After Marriage...

Before wedding,
"You are my heart, you are my love.."
After wedding,
"You get on my nerves.. "

Before wedding,
"You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella.."
After wedding,
"You are worse than Godzilla.."

Before wedding,
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Like it or not,
I'm stuck with you.."
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue.
You get on my head
I will sue you.. "

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la..

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak.

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill.

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores.

Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal.