Tuesday, April 18, 2006

DEFINITION OF "KISS"

This is so cute, hehe =)

Proffesor of Economics ---> Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.


Proffesor of Accountancy ---> Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


Proffesor of Algebra ---> Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.


Proffesor of Geometry ---> Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.


Proffesor of Physics ---> Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


Proffesor of Chemistry ---> Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


Proffesor of Zoology
---> Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.


Proffesor
of Physiology
---> Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.


Proffesor of Dentistry ---> Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.


Proffesor of Philosophy ---> Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.


Proffesor of English ---> Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


Proffesor of Architecture
---> Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Proffesor of Comp. Science ---> What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

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